-Must be able to make me laugh, keep me entertained, and attend to all my needs.
-Must enjoy waking up early in the morning to a bright smile, raring to go and ready to play.
-If your idea of a good time is a car ride, then we are not meant to be!
-If you think it's fun to go shopping, don't call me.
Turn-ons: leg rubs, feet massages, tongue tricks (clucking, clicking, smacking, trilling--I can touch my chin with my tongue, can you?), finger sucking.
Turn-offs: burps, cleanliness, snuggles, and cuddles.
Hot and sweaty people need not apply.
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