Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Personal ad

SWF seeking playful, silly companion who enjoys engaging conversations (and by conversations, I mean lengthy, loud monologues and a captivated audience).  
-Must be able to make me laugh, keep me entertained, and attend to all my needs.  
-Must enjoy waking up early in the morning to a bright smile, raring to go and ready to play.  
-If your idea of a good time is a car ride, then we are not meant to be!
-If you think it's fun to go shopping, don't call me.

Turn-ons:  leg rubs, feet massages, tongue tricks (clucking, clicking, smacking, trilling--I can touch my chin with my tongue, can you?), finger sucking.

Turn-offs:  burps, cleanliness, snuggles, and cuddles.

Hot and sweaty people need not apply.

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